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03-05-2010, 02:32 AM
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Car Trouble
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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03-06-2010, 01:18 PM
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OK Duck that is about the dumbest joke I've ever heard...
A blonde that pushes a BMW??? A gas station mechanic that works on a BMW??? A BMW with a carb???? Seriously I want that minute of my life back!
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03-06-2010, 03:20 PM
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Fixed it Chris only I still couldn't find a service station machanic that could work on a Grand National.!
A blonde has her Grand National towed into a service station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the Turbo" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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